Welcome to planet earth

Alien 1:  Wow.  They really fucked this place up, didn’t they?
Alien 2:  Sure did.  And not a trace of them left!
Alien 3:  Crazy!  And it only took them 400,000 years!
Alien 1:  Even bacteria has done a faaarrrr better job at surviving on this planet than they have – and that’s a fact! Egotistic fools!
Alien 3:  …. Well, looks like this is ours for the next 3 million years…

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